you "caught" the fat disease

Are you fat because you caught the virus that cause fatness from fat people?

Science is stranger than fiction. Still, if washing your hands can prevent catching obesity, I wonder how many people don't wash their hands. Eh, I already know that probably 50% of the people in the restrooms don't wash their hands. They touch the door handle, spreading diseases everywhere. There's also the keyboard that holds thousands of viruses.

I wash my hands frequently, but I think I'm getting a little blubber that I should swim to burn off.

Chronic Déjà vu: I think I suffer a fleeting type of déjà vu, where after meeting someone, I feel like I met them before. Sometimes, I watch a TV program, and feel like I have seen the same scene before. When I chat with people about a topic, I feel like I'm saying the same thing as before, or that people are saying the same thing as before. The events seem so redundant, so repeated, that I feel tired of them.

Sometimes, I feel like I'm "dressing old words new" when I write a post, I feel like I wrote it before, but I can't seem to find it after searching. I could swear that I wrote it before, but I admit that maybe I didn't really write it, and I just think that I wrote it before only in the act of writing it. It's a very strange feeling, I admit.