aunt

My aunt Georgiana is a person uncomfortable to be around. Even my mom agrees. When she washes the dishes, my aunt would do it again, because she felt that my mom did not clean it well enough.

When I put down my glass of drink, she would take it and put it somewhere else that she thought was a better place to have it.

"I'm compulsive?! I get it! I'm compulsive. Everyone's compulsive!" She whirled her finger at Jeff, "He's compulsive! He can't stop buying those junks!" Then she whirled her finger at my mom, "You're compulsive!"

My mom replied, "Look. We are not perfect. It doesn't mean that I'm compulsive. What we need to do on this Christmas Day is to sit down and relax, calm down. Look, Lynn and Donald came all the way from Chicago for this family get-together."

"Why are you criticizing me?" Georgiana demanded.

Some points later in the arguments, my mom said, "If you were my wife, I would divorce you."

Don interjected, "If you were my wife, I would bury you in the backyard!"