Arnold Schwarzenegger, what a comedian:

"'If I sound a little funny, it's because I have stitched up lips here,' he said. 'A car pulled out in front of me -- it was right there in front -- and I just couldn't make a decision which way to go. I knew if I turned left that the Republicans will get mad, and I knew if I turned right my wife will get mad. So I just crashed right into the car, this was the safer thing to do.'"

I consider that funny.