The Aristocrats

I want to watch this, and be exposed to the worst, most vile, scatalogical, sexual, horrifying, thought-flooding, ear-revolting, eye-watering, vomit-inducing, laughter-producing, dirtiest, filthiest joke ever told, rimmed, varied, piled on, topped and over-topped by all the star comedians to shock the heaven and even hell, and bring the gaudy firmament into the brimstones that smell of spoiled eggs, asparagus-eaten urine, garbage dumpster, sulfur-filled mercaptan of volatile gas--all designed to evince epileptic shock and tumble of endless laughter that convulses and cramps your abdomen; to have your lungs heaving your body up and down, as if to make war with your seat, which is already sagging limp; to make your hands struggle to cover up your ears, but you know your mind still raves, rants, rumbles, rivet with all the reechy, reedy, raunchy images best heard and left unseen to make you visualize them worse to worst, that leave you bitten with crabs and various blisters on your genitalia, your nipples set to fire and melted wax, your ice cubes shot up your little outhole between two cheeky rivals for their eyes and lusty attention, to emblazon, brand, change forever the very thought and self, routine of your daily lives.

Whew, I'm done. Anyone seen the movie yet? I'm thinking of DVD instead, because there aren't likely to be many theatres willing to show these movies.