Pigs too

Not only must we fear eating cows and chickens, we must also fear eating pigs.

We need scapegoats! I blame the Jews and Hindus. They didn't want us to eat either of them, being the precious sacred animals that they are.

And I have every right to suspect these evil people. The Jews already control all the corporations and are forcing gay marriage on the American people. Now, the Hindus, otherwise known as the job-taking Indians from India, are taking our jobs!

It's a conspiracy! A conspiracy, I tell ya!

But who to blame for the terrifying el pollo de muerte, the Chicken of Death . . . who???

All kiddings aside, I feel very bad for these people who have died, who knew not how to take care of their hygiene and their pork, thus allowing a mutated version of a pig bacterium to cross the species barrier into humans, spreading the infection.

I also feel bad for the people in Mubai who are being flooded out of their homes by the torrential rain.

And for the Jews, suffer what misery they may, but I hope all who read this can take my humor with goodwill.