"He's here.
He's not queer.
It's unclear why he's here." -- Daily Show, said of a family man who moved in the street next to the "gayest section of the gayest city of the United States of America."

He wanted the sex shop to be more discreet. He said his ten-year-old son asked, "What does asphixiation have to do with masturbation?"

He is quite eccentric for deciding to move to a place that was specifically catering to gay men and their proclivities, but I daresay on other occasions he would be quite charming.